meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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(Source: meladoodle)

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(Source: blastortoise-chan)

  • Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
  • Friend: But she's really a
  • Me: No stop

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin


arssolum:

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

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fuck you charmin i didnt ask